Elust 199 Rock Your Socks Off

Welcome to Elust 199

Cover image courtesy of Venus d’Lux. Photography by Allan K Crain.

BDSM, vibrators, escorts and neuroscience. My sort of reading material.

Thoughts & Advice on Kink & Fetish

The BDSM Store, BDSM Punishment Generator

It assigned me 20 strokes of a leather strap across the buttocks while I hold a tray of ice cubes. If I drop one, the count resets. Diabolical. I like it.

Hannah McKnight, I Want to be a Crossdresser

Step one, buy panties.

Sex & Relationships

Morgan Destera, And I Scream at the Top of My Lungs “What’s Going On?”

A love nest for a loving husband and wife. And for the husband’s Mistress.

Tantric Sexual Healing, Erotic Intelligence: Can Sexual Practice Increase Wisdom?

Confucius say “Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day!”, “It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl!”, “Man who jizz in cash register come into money!”, “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time!”, “Man who fart in church must sit in own pew!”, “Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed!”, “Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam!”, “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money!”, “Learn to masturbate – it comes in handy!”, “Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock!”, “Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy!”, “Virgin like balloon – one plick, all gone!”, “Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient!”, “He who lives in glass house, dress in basement!”, “Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly!”, “Better to be pissed off than be pissed on!”, “He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok!”, “Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand!”, “Couple on 7-day honeymoon make hole weak!”, “Girl who sit on jockey’s lap get hot tip!”, “Girl who sits on Judge’s lap may get honourable discharge!”, “Lady who go camping with man, must beware of evil intent!”, “Squirrel who runs up woman’s leg not find nuts!”, “He who run behind bus get exhausted!”, “Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion!”, “Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck!”, “He who fishes in others’ holes often catches crabs!”, “Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts!”

Femina Viva, Are we all alone? Is life just one big futile exercise for connection?

What is it all about?